Leg Bars For Stretching The Accidental Groupie

just want to say I think you're really beautiful, and You Should Come to Cleveland with us tonight. "I Knew What Could Happen in Cleveland? I'd seen Almost Famous . Cleveland WAS WHERE I Could run down the hallway of Some fancy hotel in my well-Planner flirty underwear holding a bottle of champagne REAL, exclaiming, "It's all happening!" But I Told

him no, because i Took Seriously my unpaid internship. And Because I realize I had a Serious Lack of cool underwear. Eventually

my internship ended and Patrick and I Stay in touch. He wrote me postcards? I wrote me two postcards? But The postcards Said Things like, "I miss you," and "I'm in the Birtrformances online and listen for secret Any references (There Were not Any ... by the way). I downloaded the bands discography Entire AND Patrick? S only projects to try to get a glimpse Into this guy's brain. I joined all the message boards for this band, and There Are a lot of fans and a lot of message boards and I joined all of them to? But maybe not all I joined A LOT. And I had a copy of the tour schedule after the show so I'd go online and I'd go on These message boards and see if anybody Said Something about the performance mean? so I Could Be A defense of this Man I Was dating. This

Took up HOURS of my day. That and I'm pretty sure the textbook definition of an obsession When You Do Something is SO much interference itas full of similar scenes going on: lots of older rocker-looking men with younger-looking girls picking at cold omelettes and stale muffins and not talking to each other ? including the other members of the band, all of whom had wives back home. That's when it sank in that I had become an accidental groupie to a band I hadn?t really liked in the first place.

And I get it now, they?re a good band. And my bad experience with one of the guys doesn?t negate their artistry or whatever. After Kobe Bryant was accused of statutory rape, Nutella didn?t drop his endorsement, because he?s awesome at basketball. When a person?s abilities are exceptional, we see the artist apart from his humanity. We put aside their character flaws for the sake of society?s cultural enrichment. Slow clap for us. Looking back on it, I'd like to think that Patrick wasn't just trying to use me for sex, that the postcards meant something, maybe he really did like me at first but over the course of knowing me, discovered I was too young and giggly ? which I was. I mean, as I realized just how famous this guy's band was, I kind of lost my shit. Maybe that's why he felt so lonely, because chicks like me couldn't see past his fame. That might be true, but that's STILL no excuse to be a dick!

So before you think alt country rockers don't have groupies and instead sit around all day talking about their feelings while canning their own fruit preserves, you should really think again. Show bu. Com / ~ r / TheAwl / ~ 3/QUr17AlCplA / iphone

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